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Friday, February 25, 2005

 

"Lucky Man" for 2005 (With Apologies to Emerson, Lake, and Palmer)

My version of an old ELP classic (the tune for which can be found here, which parody pokes fun at Gannon/Guckert and his tawdry saga of media (and literal) whoredom:

"Lucky Man" (the 2005 edition)

He had dirty websites
And 'clients' by the score
All coming back to 'rent' him
They're begging for more

Ooooh, what a lucky man he was
Ooooh, what a lucky man he was

The White House press room,
They gave him a pass
A wink and a wave in the morning
He got in nice and easy

Ooooh, what a lucky man he was
Ooooh, what a lucky man he was

He threw many softballs
For his Karl and his Scott
Of his disgrace and shilling
The people would know not

Ooooh, what a lucky man he was
Ooooh, what a lucky man he was

A blogger had found him
His 'assets' on display
No whining could save him
So he sat down and he cried

Ooooh, what a lucky man he was
Ooooh, what a lucky man he was


I think Emerson, Lake, and Palmer would approve.

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