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Thursday, April 07, 2005


The Bugman Falleth? At Long Last, Is Tom Delay's Karmic Bitch Catching Up With Him?

Ah yes, The Bugman's got himself in a little heap o' trouble, yes he has. He's had quite a few ethical 'problems' that are now starting to catch up with him in a big way. He climbed on board the Schiavo Express, coattails flappping in the wind, sword at the ready, charging off after ephemeral windmills only he could see, and taking the Republican Party along for the ride (even though they didn't exactly go unwillingly) all the way straight down the cliff.

And now he's realizing just what a pickle he's gotten himself into.

Poor Tom Delay. Let's make him the face of the GOP, shall we? Hang him 'round the necks of the Republican Party like the decaying, putrifying albatross he is and force them to play Peter and try to deny they ever even knew him, their fellow hypocritical political bedmate.

Let's further the fun by encouraging him to stay in to the bitter end against his enemies. Let's call his constituent offices and/or his Washington office and tell his staff that we're "loyal 'Murkans outraged at this high-tech lyching of a great, decent American and we want the Senator (wingies usually get those things wrong, gotta stay in character), to hang in there" and that "we're praying for you all the time."

Here's his contact information just for your edification.

Washington DC Office
242 Cannon HOB
Washington, DC 20515
Ph. (202) 225-5951
Fax (202) 225-5241

Stafford, Texas District Office
10701 Corporate Drive, Suite 118
Stafford, TX 77477
Ph. (281) 240-3700
Fax (281) 240-2959

Webster, Texas District Office
711 W. Bay Area Blvd. Suite 410
Webster, TX 77598
Ph. (281) 557-8855
Toll Free 1(800)759-5748
Fax (281) 557-8899

You know what to do. Pass the popcorn and let's have a little fun!

Poor, poor, pitiful Tom DeLay, victim of his own arrogance, hubris, and stupidity (cue sound of violins). Let's help him to bring down as many of his fellow Reich-wingers as possible, shall we?

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