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Saturday, July 30, 2005

 

A Little Humor to Lighten Things Up

Some song parodies here, for your reading enjoyment. Hopefully you'll get a laugh or two out of them:

To an old Barry Manilow standard, the tune for which can be found here

Condi

I remember all her lies
Coming from her heart of ice
Shadows of the truth
Hidden from her eyes
Lyin' through her teeth
She lies like a rug

Lyin's just her only way
Happy Murkans don't care why
Speakin' for the Chimp
She is Bush's bitch
I never realized
How dumb she really is, oh Condi

Well you came and you took without askin'
And we'll put you away, oh Condi
Well, you sold yourself out and told all those lies
And someday you'll face the music, oh Condi

Hopin' for the day to come
When you'll be doing the Perp Walk
Caught up in your web of lying and deceit
The vision is in my mind
Of you in handcuffs, oh Condi

Lyin's just her only way
Happy Murkans don't care why
Speakin' for the Chimp
She is Bush's bitch
I never realized
How dumb she really is, oh Condi

Well you came and you took without askin'
And we'll put you away, oh Condi
Well, you sold yourself out and told all those lies
And someday you'll face the music, oh Condi

Yesterday you lied
You'll face the truth one day
Cryin' for your Chimpy
They're coming for you, oh Condi

Well you came and you took without askin'
And we'll put you away, oh Condi
Well, you sold yourself out and told all those lies
And someday you'll face the music, oh Condi

Well you came and you took without askin'
And we'll put you away, oh Condi
Well, you sold yourself out and told all those lies
And someday you'll face the music, oh Condi

Oh Condi

etc.

To an old Frankie Avalon standard

Rummy

Hey, Rummy! Oh, Rummy!
Hey, Rummy! Oh, Rummy!

You had better watch your back
The truth is catching up with you at last
A war based on lies, it's all your fault
A war you wanted for your neocon buds

Rummy, get ready to walk
You're going down with the Chimp over this
And no amount of dissembling will save you
From doing the Perp Walk in chains

Rummy, architect of the neocon plans
Even you must realize
This can't go on forever

Rummy, you'd better 'fess up
Or you'll go down with the Chimp over this
You started an illegal war and we can't forgive you
As long as we have something to say about it

Hey Rummy!, Oh Rummy!
Take a hike, straight to Gitmo!

Rummy, architect of the neocon plans
Even you must realize
This can't go on forever

Hey Rummy! Oh, Rummy!
Hey Rummy! Oh, Rummy!
Hey Rummy! Oh, Rummy!

and finally,

Here's one to the theme song of a Seventies cinematic experience I'm sure more than a few people recall, perhaps fondly, perhaps not:

Scott

Who's the dumb patsy
That's a mouthpiece for the Bush machine?
SCOTT!
Ya damn right!

Who is the fool that will risk his neck
For his Chimpster man?
SCOTT!
Can you dig it?

He's the deer-in-the-headlights dude
Caught lying through his teeth
SCOTT!
Right on!

They say this dude Scott is a bad liar
SHUT YOUR MOUTH!
I'm talkin' 'bout Scott
THEN WE CAN DIG IT!

He's an implicated man
And no one cares about him except the Chimp
DUMB SCOTT!

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